Jay Leno

President Obama was down in Texas on his “Middle-class jobs and opportunity tour.” Don’t confuse that with his first term. That was the "Middle-class jobs and MISSED opportunity tour."

While President Obama was in Texas, he told people to "Remember the Alamo and forget about Benghazi."

Sunday is, of course, Mother's Day, or as Kobe Bryant calls it, "April Fools' Day."

Kobe Bryant is suing his mother over sports memorabilia of his that she’s selling to raise money. He claims she stole his stuff and she’s going to sell it. Now the mom is countersuing. She wants a full refund on her Lakers season tickets.