Conan Obrien

Chinese authorities recently arrested over 900 people for selling counterfeit mink. China warned the U.S. that the meat's being sold under the name "Arby's."

JC Penny has a new ad out. It thanks customers for coming back to them. And then the customers explained they're coming back to return crap from JC Penny.

Earlier this week it was announced that Barbara Walters is stepping down. Footage just surfaced from 1962 of the young Barbara as an undercover Playboy Bunny. You can tell it was Barbara because she keeps asking men if they want their drink "on the wocks."

According to a new survey, 42 percent of Americans have an unfavorable view of hipsters. When they heard this, hipsters said, "Big deal, we had an unfavorable view of ourselves way before you."